Strategic Grill Locations is stand-up comedian Mitch Hedberg's debut comedy album. It is a recording of a performance at the Laff Stop comedy club in Houston, Texas from September 7, 1999.

Track listing

1. "The CD Jokes"
2. "Koalas"
3. "Highlights"
4. "You Were Good"
5. "Shaving Too"
6. "Minibar"
7. "Beret and Pancakes"
8. "Dry Clean Only"
9. "Gambling"
10. "My Necklace"
11. "Acting"
12. "Lynn"
13. "Tomatoes"
14. "Six People Isn't Convincing"
15. "Cookies"
16. "Oatmeal"
17. "Smackie The Frog"
18. "Frogs and Bears"
19. "Fire Exit"
20. "The Dufrenes"