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Anti Emo Armada

The AEA (short for Anti Emo Armada) started in Nederland, Texas as a movement against the emo culture, lifestyle, music, etc. It has since evolved into an exclusive organization, growing in number as more and more people join out of their distaste for emo. Eryk Tyllman (real name: Eric Tillman) started this movement with the aid of accomplices and good friends, Jared DeRouen and Royce Miles. The objective is varied and is as follows:

1. To wear any clothes we want, emo or not. Many emo-haters will often like one or more items of "emo-wear" and it is our duty to wear what we want, despite the love emos have for that particular article of clothing. Examples of such include, but aren't limited to, scarves, Chuck Taylors , wrist accessories, studded belts, and the like.

2. Learn. Learn, learn, learn. Read up on their culture, musical taste, lifestyle, dress code, origin, etc. Know more than they do. Win all arguements. Let them know that you are superior. Let them feel worthless.

3. Convert the few that can be saved. Try to change their musical taste. Remember, most emo kids just watch MTV and go with whatever they see on it. So, most haven't even listened to many different genres of music. Make an agreement to swap music. Tolerate the horrible shrieks of the high-pitched emo she-men and hope that he/she likes the music you or another AEA member likes. If it can change an emo kid into a tolerable human being, then great.

That's all so far. Soon to be updated.

Last updated: 06-03-2005 06:24:56
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